Golden Ticket | Professional Bidet Installation
LIMITED-TIME OFFER
Upgrade Your Bathroom Experience
- Patented Osprey Bidet
1 & 2 Spray Technology - Complimentary Installation
NJ & NYC - 4 Different Scents
Choose from 4 scents of 1 & 2 Spray
Osprey Bidetâ„¢, Four 1&2 Spreyâ„¢ Scents, and Installation
Exclusive Savings on the Upcoming Electric Osprey Bidet
Admission to Beautiful Estrangement
Exceptional Combined Value
Keep your bathroom fresh with the Destinked Bathroom bundle, featuring the Osprey Bidetâ„¢ and four bottles of 1&2 Spreyâ„¢. Just pump before you go and let the Odor Shieldâ„¢ trap odor in the bowl. Choose from Lavender Delight, Citrus Got Real, Before Euca Go and Cedarwood. Installation is included, so you can enjoy a cleaner, fresher routine from day one.
$100 OFF
Electric Osprey Bidet
ADDED BONUS
- Posture Perch
While supplies last - Ticket to Beautiful Estrangement
$199 Osprey Bidet/Install Offer
Original price was: $250.00.$199.00Current price is: $199.00.
$199 for Osprey Bidet, (4) 1&2 Sprey Scents,
Installation ,$100 off the
upcoming electric Osprey Bidet,
AND Admission to Beautiful Estrangement
A Total Value of $700, for only $199.99
Available in NJ and NYC while supplies last.
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Will Osprey Bidet fit my toilet?
Osprey Bidet fits standard toilets and installs beneath your existing seat. Unsure? Send us photos of your toilet and water connection before ordering—we’ll help confirm compatibility.
What does my $199 Golden Ticket unlock?
Osprey Bidet, four 4 oz bottles of 1&2 Sprey—Lavender, Citrus, Eucalyptus, and Cedarwood—and installation. Plus, $100 off a future electric Osprey Bidet when available and complimentary Beautiful Estrangement admission, subject to availability. Applicable tax is additional.
About how much money could I save with Osprey Bidet?
If you spend $300 annually on toilet paper and wipes and cut those purchases in half, that’s $150 in yearly savings before added water costs. Actual savings vary by household.
Do I need wipeys with Osprey Bidet?
Nope – let water do the cleaning! Use leftover wipes for other suitable cleanup jobs, and skip buying more for your bum. Use a little toilet paper to pat dry. Always trash wipes – never flush them.
Does Osprey Bidet help with my carbon footprint?
Using less toilet paper can reduce demand for disposable paper products, packaging, and transportation. Osprey Bidet requires no electricity. Environmental benefits depend on usage; a specific carbon reduction hasn’t been measured.
Is a swamp-ass-free existence something I’ll enjoy?
Your bum will appreciate the upgrade! A fresh-water rinse helps wash away what paper can leave behind. Pat dry and enjoy that freshly cleaned feeling. Summer sweat still has its own agenda.
Will my family think we’re bougie when they come over for the holidays?
Probably and then they’ll ask where you got it. Whether you reveal your $199 Golden Ticket deal is entirely up to you.
A bathroom upgrade without a renovation?
Absolutely. No replacement toilet or electrical outlet required—just an upgrade to your compatible existing toilet.
Where does the cleaning water come from?
Your toilet’s fresh-water supply line—not the bowl. Osprey Bidet uses unheated water from that supply.
How do I keep odor at bay with every spray?
Pump a few sprays of 1&2 Sprey into the bowl before you go. The essential oil layer helps trap odor at the water’s surface. Flush as usual.
Can someone handle the installation for me?
Yes! Golden Ticket installation is included in NJ and NYC. Inquire before purchasing to confirm coverage at your address and toilet compatibility.
Why settle for wiping when washing is an everyday upgrade?
From Japan and Italy to Turkey and across the Middle East, washing with water is a familiar bathroom routine. You wash the rest of your body with water—why leave your bum out? Osprey Bidet brings that fresh, clean feeling home.
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